No se weauxf, señor Vasquez

A-Line Extra: No se weauxf, señor Vasquez 02/21/08

Early in Wednesday night’s Virginia Tech- Maryland game, Terps’ guard Grevis Vasquez was observed weauxfing at Tech’s AD Vassallo, no doubt in the Spanish native to them both. It was certainly noticed by the Weauxf Gods.

Vasquez was singing a different canción late in the game as Tech, led by Vassallo’s 19 points, twice rallied from double-figure deficits to defeat Maryland 69-65.

After the game, Vasquez claimed no knowledge of either the Weauxf Gods and their awesome power or of basic defensive principles. “Who are these Weauxf Gods?” thundered Vassallo, adding, “Golpearé su asno con el pie.”