This weekend, we will finally have football. Having survived another grueling Dead Zone, we can now look forward, until next January, of weekends spent either traveling up and down the byways of the mid-Atlantic to watch our favorite team[s] or camped in front of the television. Let the good times roll! Football returns after two weeks [...]

A-Line Extra Hoo Sports Marketing has announced the addition of another act to the algroh’s Follies Football Revue. The same brilliant promotional folks who delivered the Hoo Spring Football Festivus, which has provided such laughter and merriment, said that Magical Bob would be appearing at the Smithsonian this year. Magical Bob last performed in Huntington, WV, where [...]

With the football season right around the corner, this seems like as good a time as any to make my annual football predictions. As always, these predictions are guaranteed to be correct unless they are not. Atlantic Division 1] Florida State- For 16 years the Noles have resided atop ACC preseason forecasts. For most of that time, [...]

The Weauxf Gods Do China 08/11/08 With the days of the 2008 Dead Zone dwindling down, NBC, the International Olympic Committee and McDonald’s have joined to provide a late-summer respite from the sports doldrums. The eyes of the world are fixated on the games of the 29th Olympiad in Beijing. That would include the Weauxf Gods. I [...]